Regular-ish update

Some people have complained that I don't update this blog often enough, and that they have nothing to do on the internet without my hilarious updates.

Well, tough. Find something better to do that doesn't involve the internet. It's sunny outside (although not now, admittedly, as it's dark).

The most important update over the last few months is that I can now eat cheese again.

More updates will follow after some undisclosed interval.